Sunday, November 9, 2008

Mole Diaries are POSTED!

Take a look-see at the forum.

http://onlinemolechallenge.proboards59.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=waitingroom&thread=51

Thursday, October 30, 2008

The Finale

I'm about to get fucked by the long dick of multivariable calculus, so I'm going to keep this short and sweet.

Brian was executed. I thought about putting a few words together in homage to his time in the game, but then I found that Eminem already did it for me.

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter
But I thought this blog would probably be a little better
You're a f*ckin cokehead slut I hope you f*ckin die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your f*ckin guts you f*ckin slut I hope you die, die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie!
But please don't get me wrong - I'm not bitter I'm mad
It's just that when I think of you it makes me wanna yak, aaa-aaa-aaaak
But when else can I do, I haven't got a clue
{*puking sounds*}

Um, oop. Wrong lyric. That was a little extreme. Even I don't dislike Brian that much. In fact, I think that his endless typos, annoying banter, illogical rationale about the game, and quotes like "GIMME ALL UR MONEY NOW!!!" added dimensions to the game and my level of tolerance that I don't believe I have ever experienced before. For that, I thank him for helping to build me as a person =P Surely, without Brian, I wouldn't have been able to pick on anyo-.... I mean, I'd only have been able to pick on Paul.

ANYWAYS, onto the challenge, it went through just about flawlessly. It was a great brain bender, and I am so glad that me, Jill, and Blaise are all sitting here in the final round. We've been good friends for most of the game and it couldn't have turned out any better.

I've been playing this game the same for about four rounds now, and it's worked for me so far. And, I'm pretty sure that someone else has been doing the same, so it's going to be a tight finish. Going into the final quiz, I'm not going to change a thing in terms of my strategy, just cross my fingers, hope for the best, and pray that I come out on top. But in the case that I don't, my congratulations to the other player, you certainly deserve it, it should be a close call. We've been at this for a while, and I'm glad to see the game coming to a close. I've enjoyed it thoroughly, and want to thank Travis for the opportunity to compete in OMC6. It's been a blast.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Final Four

EDIT: I keep forgetting my executed player comment. And I don't know how the FUCK I've managed to do that considering Paul got out last round. Most memorable execution ever. We've had our ups and downs. Perhaps more downs than ups. But I can't wait for the finale when we actually reveal to everyone else that we're getting married after this. Well, if I don't break off our engagement and start dating Brian that is. I mean, he is some hot, sexy, 14-year-old stuff.

I'm so glad that Jill, Blaise, and I made is this far ever since we formed sort of our group bond a handful of rounds ago. And congratulations to Brian, too, in spite of all of my aggressions towards him, he deserves credit as much as anyone else.

The live challenge was ludicrous. It was really well put together, but so confusing. Looking back to the very beginning of the challenge, even though we still didn't win everything available, it's a pretty impressive feat that we conquered all of the parts of the challenge that we did. And then, everyone went to C2. Everything fell into chaos. I got to feel what it is like to be part of a bank robbery, behind the bank desk.

The long term challenge. Impossible, much? It seemed easy in the first place, but now it seems like there's some bizzaro word thrown into the mix that intended to completely throw us off. Which sucks, because I have spent hours going through different word combinations and other possibilities, research, even attempts at codes, to no avail. But, after both the live and long-term challenge, it looks like there is no final exemption in play, so I can't complain.

I'm not going to try and speculate about the execution, but I can say that I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing. My quizzes have been the same for three rounds now, so why change a winning formula. Regardless of the outcome, I'm looking forward to the finale. Goodluck to all of the four. Even Brian. Well, maybe.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Hi evry1

EDIRT: oh yah i almost 4got. breaux was executed last round. he was rlly funny i will miss him i guess he didnt no who the mole is lolerz oops rofl. i wud type more about breaux but mom needs the computer

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in honer of 1 of mi faaaaavrite game friend i wantd to post this blog like them!!!!!!1111one

omg this round was bad rofl. lyke i thot the exemptn auctin was goin 2 b bad rofl but omg ever1 was messin up evrywhereeeeeeee and jill & blaise were havin SEX @ 5 in the mornin but jill thout it was brian 4 the entire TIME (ys i like to capitlyze randm werds rofl rofl rofl)

so i gues brian dint git r emails rolf (omg i meant to type rofl but i tiped 'rolf' i wont change it cos it funny rofffffffffl) so we lost the bggest game YET $15 dollerz i coulda bot some mad dictinairees wit dat 2 help me type. oooooor mayb i cud bi a new cumpyooder bcuz i CANT GET EMAILZ OMG

jill n blaise took a break from havin sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx so they cud take all r money in the zempshun auctin. zomg i wuz so pissed!

Response to the pickle barrel: next episode
(BEGIN BLOG READING COMPARISON)

ok so the episode where brian goes is going 2 b a low point 4 me in this game cuz i cnt type lyke dis nemore, but i think this 1 beats it (unless theyre like this same omg rofl). just so we kno, brian said we didnt win the animation challenge. not even close.

i guess i shud say sumthing bout the auction challenge 1st, but ive rly made my feelings on that 1 clear already so ill leave the bitching and howling 4 brian who has dun more bitching and howling than the entire intellectual community in the United States has done about that bumbling bozo Sarah Palin.

and boy o boy, did i screw that 1 up, i startd talkin in reel sentences omg rofl

1st of all, theres the fact that every1 was unwilling 2 do the crucial acting task except blaise, who nvr completed it - or at least, brian nvr received what he claimed 2 have sent bcuz his mom DELETED ALL HIZ EMAILZ OMG. he cudnt do this task, he simply dont have the hardware 4 it. hiz mom was doing accounting stuff on the family computer so that 1 screwed the pooch from the start. ROFL SCREWED THE POOCH

(ftr, in the end brian tried 2 use soundboards off the internets 2 get the voice parts, but he cudnt find jill n blaise havng sexxxxxx.)

but then its not as if every1 else is exactly blameless either. paul, jill and me, we were all rly reluctant 2 do the actor bit. mayb that waz bcuz we all dont have microphonez, maybe i shudnt have insisted on sumthing with dialog, but it seemed the simplest solution at the tiem.

then theres paul. he completed his task - sorta. brian asked 4 a simple 30 second dialog between 2 males and he gave a sketch between 3 ppl that lasted closer 2 2 minutes when he tried 2 say it out loud. SPESHILL THX 2 BRIANZ SPEECH TAECHER 4 HLPING HIM TAKE TAKE 2 LONG SAYING OUT 30 SECS OF DAILOG. omg fuck paul for having a life

jill send brian a music soundtrack. she sent it 2 him twice, had 2, wich makes me think maybe theres sumthing wrong with his mail account becos when she replied 2 a mail i sent her the file got thru fine. but while it played with no problems in a media player, m4a isnt a common filetype and it took me ages 2 convert it 2 a format where i cud actually use it with the animation program i had in mind. OMG ANIMATION ROFL

(BRIAN, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO CHANGE THIS PARAGRAPH BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. You said you didn't get my email. SHOCKER. I told you to get Breaux's avatars. It should be fine. You never even saw mine, unless you lied and you actually did get my email. Either way, pick a story, get it straight, and stop lying)
finally elise. elise sent me short storyboard featuring heavily edited versions of sum of breauxs cartoons. at least it was in a format i cud use it in, but there were 2 problems with this. 1st of all, id have had 2 remove the markers that tell u where each part begins (as if it wasnt obvious enuff), but 2nd and mor importantly, the challenge description says 2 "CREATE" an animated short. now im not sure sum elaborate touching-up of breauxs pictures from a previous challenge is "creating" anything. and ok, maybe u cud say the same thing bout the music, but the wording is vry different. omg in mrs K's class, she tell us to read reading like wording. words r sumtimes diffrint. idk i just thout of that haha

so what it means is that brian got sumthing he cud hardly use from jill, sumthing completely different 2 what he asked 4 and quite late from paul, sumthing that mite have broken the rules from me, and nothing at all from blaise. in the end he cudnt do blaises part so the rest was irrelevant. ohmigawd we all suck. brian is god. omg i love brian. have sex with me lyke jill and blaise omg rofl

so, were back down 2 just over 10 dollars when we shud probably b on at least 35 by now. it seems kinda unnecessary 2 say that i wish this episode had gon differently becos i wanted 2 go out on a high. o well, im pretty much convinced its brian this episode, but then i hav no1 to talk 2 with this NEW LANGUAGE i jus learned. i guess thats it then... see u tonite hopefully, and if i dont, ill see u at the finale 2 see who the mole rly is!

Saturday, October 4, 2008

This Week

Well, Ginger's execution was a SHOCK. I have to say that I don't think anyone saw it coming, she was so dedicated to the game, and I'm surprised that she didn't stick around because she certainly added a spunk to the game. Making that story with her and Jill last round was one of the most fun and memorable times I've had in this game, it was a blast and she will certainly be missed.

But, the one good thing that came out of the execution was that I survived lol that sounds weird, but after the last quiz, I feel like I can now enter a second completely different phase of the game. 

In regards to challenges, I wanted to go all or nothing in the long term gambling game, and we might have won money if Paul and Brian didn't decide to tell me what to do. Paul, from our past interactions together, should know not to try to instruct me what to do. We were working along together fine for a while before this though. Brian, I'm still frustrated with from last round, but I won't get into that.

I wasn't able to attend the live games, but they both sounded like semi-successes, so nice job. Now, it's quiz time, and I'm pretty damn confident. I'll look like a dumb ass if I get out, but whatever. Good luck to everyone, and hopefully see you next round.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Episode 5

Mitch was executed which wasn't a surprise considering he got penalized again. I didn't suspect him as the mole, so I guess that makes me feel more confident.

The challenges this round pissed me off. Brian really irritated me by preventing us from getting an exemption and mole points which we easily could have won. He completely screwed up that challenge by doing everything wrong that he potentially could have. But we won money, so I can't complain too much. It just could have been better.

I've finally decided to go full force for one person on the quiz. If I survive, I'll feel very confident about my choice and I think I'll have a good chance at winning. If not, it was a good ride so far, but I'm ready to take the risk.

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Response to Episode 4


Thank you, Paul, for my rough draft and my inspiration


Well well well. Look what the cat dragged in. Seven mangled players and one asshole (i.e. paul), delighted with himself, without actually having to of done anything of any importance. Again. This seems to be of such a regular occurance that I feel bored writing it MORE then you do reading it. WE (read YOU) .SUCK.

Where to start? I seriously cannot make up my mind! Lets do it in chronological order shall we?

Your blog was more mean and unnecessary then anything else. The host putting the highest figure second, Paul should have seen it coming to be perfectly honest, I do blame Paul for not hitting stop. Paul wouldnt have been able to justify it if he had because he has no social skills, because no doubt the host wouldn't have given the rest of the list away, so screwed either way really.
The second part of the live challenge was very comical. Paul apparently didn't realize that there were letters from RSTLNE in each of the hangman words. Do you know what letter starts the word SPINACH Paul? Yeah, your kindergarten teacher would be proud. The host even told us at the end WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST FOLLOW RSTLNE? Look twice at your soap box before you keep preaching, boy. The host was very generous to let us have another go, and get the extra dollar, that was in my opinion the highlight of the challenge, but not the night.

I am still bitter about the quadi or whatever thing, but Ive since been informed that something to do with translations and plurals or whatever actually renders quadis or whatever redundant in the language etc etc, basically yeah I admit it, it wasn't real :P

Then four of us had a little chat which was a highlight I must admit.

Ok, so then it was onto the long term challenge, which, was obvious in what it will be. Friend or foe was the most obvious challenge and that is exactly why I dreaded being partnered with Paul. Now, up to this point, I have had no qualms (THAT IS A WORD :P) with him yet I knew before the host finished explaining the rules that he was a fucking asshole. So I thought it be best to explain to him the advantages to being nicer. Did I think I got through to him? No. Did I? No. However....here is the greatest thing! There are other people here that are assholes too! Glad I don't care what any of them think of me.

Here is the thing I've been itching to say all through this post:

I really hope you get executed this round.

If you should not get executed, me and Blaise, I am telling you now, if there is ever a chance for you to get an exemption which we can prevent....we will do so with all our might. There will almost certainly be an exemption or bust challenge and when that happens, should we be in, you will not get that. Mole, whoever you are, take advantage of this, I dare you, but I warned everyone in that chat that this might happen.

Now, I DO have a real personal issue with you because despite what you say, you made this personal by making a public matter of your outrageous bitchiness. And despite whatever you say, you were the one that initiated this dispute because no one said that selections in the challenge had to impact the enture rest of the game, but you made it that way you inconsiderate fool. I think ill of you and I hope you will believe me, but I also ask for your belief in the exmption issue, I'm being serious.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Episode 4

Alright, so I'm posting this way early because I'm going away for the weekend and may or may not be able to get it up Sunday afternoon. So I guess I'll be missing all of the riveting gchat conversations this weekend.

So, the last execution: Beth and Kyle. Kyle first. Seemed... nice? I guess? Didn't come across as having much personality but seemed into strategy and game. He was stupid to get three penalties, and he deserved to go because of that. Beth deserved to go for a while now, so I'm sure that we're all relieved to see her eliminated. Im not surprised I survived again because I AM THE MOLE.

Alright, now for the challenges sorry host but they were horrible this round. I'm sure the mole would like to take credit for "sabotaging" the deal or no deal game, but that was just useless and cruel on your part. No skill or sabotage involved. 1/2 of a star

Next was the hangman game, which would have been fine if we followed the general rule of thumb RSTLNE for everything (except the spinach). 2 + 1/2 stars

Finally, the trust game. Did you really come up with this? What's the point of this? Everyone is going to pick betray because people want those mole buck things, and it's only one dollar, and picking TRUST just means that your partner is going to screw you over. 0 STARS. I guess this means i wont have such high expectations for next round's challenges. And speaking of mole bucks, I guess that it's finally time for me to work on all of those puzzles to catch up with the rest of the group, that should be first priority after finishing my quiz

Alright, i finally feel like I'm getting into the game and getting better at it. I feel somewhat confident about this next quiz, but it's hard to because now we're down to single executions and a challenging group of competitors. But I've been able to narrow my suspect list down to two or three, so if I'm right, I'll soon feel a lot more comfortable then I did in the beginning. if I'm wrong, then good luck to the rest of you and good game to the mole.