The Finale

I'm about to get fucked by the long dick of multivariable calculus, so I'm going to keep this short and sweet.

Brian was executed. I thought about putting a few words together in homage to his time in the game, but then I found that Eminem already did it for me.

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter
But I thought this blog would probably be a little better
You're a f*ckin cokehead slut I hope you f*ckin die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your f*ckin guts you f*ckin slut I hope you die, die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie!
But please don't get me wrong - I'm not bitter I'm mad
It's just that when I think of you it makes me wanna yak, aaa-aaa-aaaak
But when else can I do, I haven't got a clue
{*puking sounds*}

Um, oop. Wrong lyric. That was a little extreme. Even I don't dislike Brian that much. In fact, I think that his endless typos, annoying banter, illogical rationale about the game, and quotes like "GIMME ALL UR MONEY NOW!!!" added dimensions to the game and my level of tolerance that I don't believe I have ever experienced before. For that, I thank him for helping to build me as a person =P Surely, without Brian, I wouldn't have been able to pick on anyo-.... I mean, I'd only have been able to pick on Paul.

ANYWAYS, onto the challenge, it went through just about flawlessly. It was a great brain bender, and I am so glad that me, Jill, and Blaise are all sitting here in the final round. We've been good friends for most of the game and it couldn't have turned out any better.

I've been playing this game the same for about four rounds now, and it's worked for me so far. And, I'm pretty sure that someone else has been doing the same, so it's going to be a tight finish. Going into the final quiz, I'm not going to change a thing in terms of my strategy, just cross my fingers, hope for the best, and pray that I come out on top. But in the case that I don't, my congratulations to the other player, you certainly deserve it, it should be a close call. We've been at this for a while, and I'm glad to see the game coming to a close. I've enjoyed it thoroughly, and want to thank Travis for the opportunity to compete in OMC6. It's been a blast.