Sunday, October 12, 2008

Hi evry1

EDIRT: oh yah i almost 4got. breaux was executed last round. he was rlly funny i will miss him i guess he didnt no who the mole is lolerz oops rofl. i wud type more about breaux but mom needs the computer

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in honer of 1 of mi faaaaavrite game friend i wantd to post this blog like them!!!!!!1111one

omg this round was bad rofl. lyke i thot the exemptn auctin was goin 2 b bad rofl but omg ever1 was messin up evrywhereeeeeeee and jill & blaise were havin SEX @ 5 in the mornin but jill thout it was brian 4 the entire TIME (ys i like to capitlyze randm werds rofl rofl rofl)

so i gues brian dint git r emails rolf (omg i meant to type rofl but i tiped 'rolf' i wont change it cos it funny rofffffffffl) so we lost the bggest game YET $15 dollerz i coulda bot some mad dictinairees wit dat 2 help me type. oooooor mayb i cud bi a new cumpyooder bcuz i CANT GET EMAILZ OMG

jill n blaise took a break from havin sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx so they cud take all r money in the zempshun auctin. zomg i wuz so pissed!

Response to the pickle barrel: next episode
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ok so the episode where brian goes is going 2 b a low point 4 me in this game cuz i cnt type lyke dis nemore, but i think this 1 beats it (unless theyre like this same omg rofl). just so we kno, brian said we didnt win the animation challenge. not even close.

i guess i shud say sumthing bout the auction challenge 1st, but ive rly made my feelings on that 1 clear already so ill leave the bitching and howling 4 brian who has dun more bitching and howling than the entire intellectual community in the United States has done about that bumbling bozo Sarah Palin.

and boy o boy, did i screw that 1 up, i startd talkin in reel sentences omg rofl

1st of all, theres the fact that every1 was unwilling 2 do the crucial acting task except blaise, who nvr completed it - or at least, brian nvr received what he claimed 2 have sent bcuz his mom DELETED ALL HIZ EMAILZ OMG. he cudnt do this task, he simply dont have the hardware 4 it. hiz mom was doing accounting stuff on the family computer so that 1 screwed the pooch from the start. ROFL SCREWED THE POOCH

(ftr, in the end brian tried 2 use soundboards off the internets 2 get the voice parts, but he cudnt find jill n blaise havng sexxxxxx.)

but then its not as if every1 else is exactly blameless either. paul, jill and me, we were all rly reluctant 2 do the actor bit. mayb that waz bcuz we all dont have microphonez, maybe i shudnt have insisted on sumthing with dialog, but it seemed the simplest solution at the tiem.

then theres paul. he completed his task - sorta. brian asked 4 a simple 30 second dialog between 2 males and he gave a sketch between 3 ppl that lasted closer 2 2 minutes when he tried 2 say it out loud. SPESHILL THX 2 BRIANZ SPEECH TAECHER 4 HLPING HIM TAKE TAKE 2 LONG SAYING OUT 30 SECS OF DAILOG. omg fuck paul for having a life

jill send brian a music soundtrack. she sent it 2 him twice, had 2, wich makes me think maybe theres sumthing wrong with his mail account becos when she replied 2 a mail i sent her the file got thru fine. but while it played with no problems in a media player, m4a isnt a common filetype and it took me ages 2 convert it 2 a format where i cud actually use it with the animation program i had in mind. OMG ANIMATION ROFL

(BRIAN, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO CHANGE THIS PARAGRAPH BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. You said you didn't get my email. SHOCKER. I told you to get Breaux's avatars. It should be fine. You never even saw mine, unless you lied and you actually did get my email. Either way, pick a story, get it straight, and stop lying)
finally elise. elise sent me short storyboard featuring heavily edited versions of sum of breauxs cartoons. at least it was in a format i cud use it in, but there were 2 problems with this. 1st of all, id have had 2 remove the markers that tell u where each part begins (as if it wasnt obvious enuff), but 2nd and mor importantly, the challenge description says 2 "CREATE" an animated short. now im not sure sum elaborate touching-up of breauxs pictures from a previous challenge is "creating" anything. and ok, maybe u cud say the same thing bout the music, but the wording is vry different. omg in mrs K's class, she tell us to read reading like wording. words r sumtimes diffrint. idk i just thout of that haha

so what it means is that brian got sumthing he cud hardly use from jill, sumthing completely different 2 what he asked 4 and quite late from paul, sumthing that mite have broken the rules from me, and nothing at all from blaise. in the end he cudnt do blaises part so the rest was irrelevant. ohmigawd we all suck. brian is god. omg i love brian. have sex with me lyke jill and blaise omg rofl

so, were back down 2 just over 10 dollars when we shud probably b on at least 35 by now. it seems kinda unnecessary 2 say that i wish this episode had gon differently becos i wanted 2 go out on a high. o well, im pretty much convinced its brian this episode, but then i hav no1 to talk 2 with this NEW LANGUAGE i jus learned. i guess thats it then... see u tonite hopefully, and if i dont, ill see u at the finale 2 see who the mole rly is!

3 comments:

Blaise said...

hahahahaha

brian said...
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brian said...

elise, i did get ur email, rofl. it was blaises i didnt get. and have u considered taking a nice long vacation? relax in the sun 4 a bit, maybe work on ur stitchwork skills. u kno, chill a little.